I had to do a quick stop to check the theater listings on your computer and found quite an interesting history. It looks like you watch clips of Alice and Wonderland a lot more than the average guy. I never realized it, but you love giant women and this explains why you could not stop staring at me a couple of Halloweens ago when I wore the costume. You were imagining that I was growing tall like Alice. The idea of looking up at me and getting lost in my petticoats was a fantasy even with your own step-sister.

Look at that, you are shrinking! The more I tease you, the smaller and smal... Show more