Anabelle Pync is sitting on the couch, she looks at a few pieces of mail saying each one is “junk” and then she sees the envelope that says “special offer” which she reads aloud. “I wonder what the special offer is?” She opens the envelope, inside is an advertisement for a shirt. She reads the advertisement out loud “Special Offer, New T-shirt. This is the greatest T-shirt ever made, for a low price, limited time only. Don’t miss out, call now and get your t-shirt today” Anabelle thinks out loud, “hmmm, it is a cute shirt. And a limited time only? I’d better call right now” She picks up her phone and makes a call, “Hi, this is Anabelle Pync. I’d like to get the t-shirt. What? Someone is on their way? Wow thanks!” As soon as she hangs up the phone a knock can be heard from her front door. She answers the door and it’s the neighbor holding a box. The neighbor comes inside
Anabelle : “Hey, what are you doing here?”
Neighbor : “I got a new job, delivery man for the t-shirt company”
Anabelle : “Oh, congratulations. That was fast”
Neighbor : “I guess you could say I was in the neighborhood.”
They both laugh
He opens the box and pulls out a thin white t-shirt
Neighbor : “Well, here it is. The world’s greatest t-shirt. You better go try it on to make sure it fits”
He hands the t-shirt to Anabelle, she walks away then comes back wearing the t-shirt. It is a plain, thin white t-shirt. It fits tightly and her nipples are visible through the shirt.
Neighbor : “Wow, the shirt looks great on you.”
Anabelle : “Thanks, so how much do I owe you?”
Neighbor : “Well, I just need you to show me the price tag so I can ring you up”
Anabelle : “I didn’t see a price tag on the shirt”
Neighbor : “Oh yeah, It’s on the inside of the front of the shirt, I never understood why they put it there.”
With an unamused look on her face Anabelle lifts up her shirt to show the neighbor the inside of the front of the shirt, where there is a sticker that says $5. While she is holding her shirt up the neighbor has the calculator app on his smart phone, he punches in 71.75.
Anabelle : “Well? Did you see it?”
Neighbor : “Yeah, I can see them”
Anabelle : “What?”
Neighbor : “I mean, yeah, I can see it.”
Then she puts her shirt back down, he shows her the phone
Anabelle : “71 dollars and 75 cents? Wait a minute, you just wrote the word tits”
Neighbor :“Oh my god, I’m so sorry, I must’ve been distracted by something. Show me the price tag again”
Anabelle has a very impatient look on her face, she lifts her shirt up again.
This time the neighbor punches in 800.85 on the calculator. She leaves her shirt up for 10 seconds then puts it back down, then the neighbor shows her his phone.
Anabelle: “800 dollars and 85 cents? Hey wait a minute, you just wrote the word boobs”
Neighbor “Oh my god you’re right. I’m so sorry Anabell, let me see the price tag one more time I swear I’ll get it right this time”
Anabelle has a very frustrated look on her face, she lifts her shirt up again. After 10 seconds the neighbor hands Anabelle Pync $5
Neighbor “I don’t know how much the shirt costs, just take this”
She takes the $5 then puts her top down.
Anabelle “Gee, thanks, I guess. Was there anything else?”
Neighbor “Yeah, you know what? You’d better show me the price tag one last time so I can take a picture of it. They’re gonna want to see it back at the office”
She lifts her shirt up one last time and the neighbor takes a picture of her with his smart phone, after he takes the picture she puts her top down
Neighbor “Thank you so much Anabelle Pync, I hope you enjoy the shirt. I know I sure did”
Anabelle “bye”
