Featuring Monica Jade!

I am so happy that you came to see me at work. I cannot stop thinking about tonight and have been fantasizing about how we will have sex for the first time. You have to go because I have to go back to work, but before you go, you could give me a sneak peak of what I am going to be getting later!

Is that it? No fucking way. That is your penis? You have got to be joking. I cannot believe I was going to have sex with that peanut. I cannot believe that you thought I would rest with you with that little thing. You probably cannot even masturbate...

Featuring Monica Jade!

I am so happy that you came to see me at work. I cannot stop thinking about tonight and have been fantasizing about how we will have sex for the first time. You have to go because I have to go back to work, but before you go, you could give me a sneak peak of what I am going to be getting later!

Is that it? No fucking way. That is your penis? You have got to be joking. I cannot believe I was going to have sex with that peanut. I cannot believe that you thought I would rest with you with that little thing. You probably cannot even masturbate with that.

I was so excited about tonight, and now I am devastated that I would ever talk to such a loser. I need a real man. How are you even getting hard with all of this humiliation? You are even more pathetic than I thought.

I am going to take a picture of this because my girlfriends are not going to believe this. Now go away.