Thanks for coming over to my house on this hot day to swim in my community pool! Before we go out, I am going to chug a diet cola really quick. I can't help how gassy soda makes me, and I immediately start burping and belching as I try to finish as quickly as I can so we can go out! I remind you again and again that we are just friends, no matter how much you start when my burps get loud!

Thanks for coming over to my house on this hot day to swim in my community pool! Before we go out, I am going to chug a diet cola really quick. I can't help how gassy soda makes me, and I immediately start burping and belching as I try to finish as quickly as I can so we can go out! I remind you again and again that we are just friends, no matter how much you start when my burps get loud!