Sit down honey, we need to talk. It's been such a long time since we've had sex and a girl has her needs. I went on your computer to look up some porn, but when I opened your laptop what I found was quite surprising. Every tab was opened to gay porn. That kind of explains why you aren't attracted to Me. What other reason would there be for you not getting hard for My perfect body. I have a kinky idea. What if I have you suck on My dildo... and maybe more?