you aren't fooling Me. I could tell right away that you're dick is less than adequate. Have you heard of the term big dick energy? Well, you embody the exact opposite.

your small dick energy vibe coupled with your ken-like-crotch appearance were a give away.

Having a dick that small must be so embarrassing. I wouldn't blame you if you never wanted a woman to see that. How would you explain to her that she's better off fingering herself?

you are much better off staying at home, stroking to Me.