For Valentine's Day I went on a hot date. I got some sexy lingerie and a really expensive meal. Since you are just an insignificant beta, it's your job to cover those expenses. Reimburse Me for the lingerie and the meal and maybe, just maybe, I'll send you a picture of the lingerie. On the floor. After it's taken off of Me. What? You didn't really think that you would deserve to see it on Me. That is reserved for real men.