I'm trying to get ready for an important interview, but my allergies are so severe that I can't stop sneezing, coughing, sniffling, and blowing my nose. You are amused watching me attempt to finish getting dressed but getting interrupted by sneezes. It occurs to me this actually isn't allergies but a full-blown cold, so I should actually stay home and just sneeze on you all day!

I'm trying to get ready for an important interview, but my allergies are so severe that I can't stop sneezing, coughing, sniffling, and blowing my nose. You are amused watching me attempt to finish getting dressed but getting interrupted by sneezes. It occurs to me this actually isn't allergies but a full-blown cold, so I should actually stay home and just sneeze on you all day!