Sit down, welcome the office of certified failures.

Of course you’ve never heard of us, if you had it wouldn’t be a fair test, now would it. Now I just need to ask you a few questions and we’ll get you certified for your new station in life.

I’m gonna have to make you answer the rest of these questions while jerking off at my feet... yes I’m serious... it’s either that or I certify you as a deballed circus sissy clown right now.

These are the legs of the woman that’s gonna certify you as a fuckin sissy cam whore for me.

Trixie Banks

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