You're one of the winners of our competition. Oh I see... you're one of the early ones who entered when there was a typo on the website. It wasn't the Free Pussy Pledge competition, it's the Pussy Free Pledge Competition and you won first prize bitch.

You've never heard of the Pussy Free Pledge. Of course it's a real thing, I mean there are so many beta bitches out there trying to date women when really they shouldn't be wasting all those ladies time.

Let's be honest, no real alpha male would need to look online for a date and he sure as hell wouldn't need to enter a free ... Show more