Hey girl... I just got this job as a “goon support” person... yea, like, it’s like counseling for losers that can’t get girls.

Yea, I’m gonna tell em’ to send me cash and get FaceTime counseling with me... I’m gonna shove my unattainable titties right in their fuckin face and have them explain how big of a fuckin loser they are!

Like if they call, I’m gonna tell them to look up my pictures or videos... just so they can see who they’re talking to...

I’m gonna make them do backwards stuff like instead of going out and meet girls... I’m gonna tell them to stay in to ... Show more