It’s really catching on, darling... simply everyone’s doing it... it made the cover of Cosmo... I took the survey and it seems this is the perfect lifestyle for us.

You’ll be given a formal permission slip to unlock your chastity cage for supervised cold shower cleaning only... and only for 3 minutes with the exact time of day written clearly on the certificate.

I’ll write one out that says “permission to use the furniture “... and then tear it up right in front of your face while laughing at how stupid you were for thinking I’d ever let you use furniture it my house