You have some interesting references... Kelly even recommended you for president of pantyhose, haha.

I don’t think the VP slot is well suited for your passion but I can offer you one of our other open positions...

Your new job title options are...
Pantyhose boy, leg loser, stocking sucker, humiliated hose humper, under-desk footrest, foot wipe wimp, shoe licking loser, pedicure peasant. Which one of those gets your dick hardest?

I’ll just read these off again... and if one of these make you feel the uncontrollable urge to start stroking I’ll know we got a win... Show more