It’s so much better now that you’ve given up, right? No more wasting time going out... no more seeing hot girls and trying to talk to them. It’s sooo much easier to give up... it’s so much easier to date me... uh, I mean my videos.

You can’t stroke it while ur at a bar... you can’t even get hard when u see a hot girl at the bar. Ur doing all that flirting with a “semi chub” at best.

There’s no fuckin way ur soft bar hopping dick ever felt this good.

Oops! We’re you a “part time jerkoff”... uh oh, did u suddenly realize that u needed me to totally fuckin ruin u... ... Show more