There's only one woman you focus on and you're going to be proving it. Whenever your wife's birthday rolls around you're going to tell her you forgot. You won't be buying her any gifts or planning any dates from now on. You're going to take that money you would have spent on her and spend it on me instead, just like you should. This is only the start, you'll be forgetting about your anniversary too, as well as any other opportunity there is to submit further to me.

*Thunderstorm ambiance in background.