You wouldn't dare put your comfort above my own, that's completely inappropriate for a slave. You will sacrifice in the present to not only fund my life now, you'll fund my future investments and lifestyle as well. My solo 401k will be entirely slave funded and you desperately want to be a part of this. You ache to serve and do what it takes to make me happy, now and in the future. Perhaps you'll be sacrificing your future as well, ensuring contributions go to my 401k before your own. Whatever it takes to be my good boy.