You've had a rough time keeping a regular workout schedule, finding excuses and easily losing motivation. That won't be a problem anymore. You don't need motivation to workout, you need me. When I command you to keep your body in shape so I can use it for harder and longer, all you can do is obey. You yearn to feel my control in your daily life so this is a rather obvious solution. I know that me telling you what to do and seeing me in this gym outfit gets you excited, so let's relieve some of that tension as well.