Oh hi honey, I didn't expect you to still be up this late. Were you waiting for me? That's so sweet. Why are you so worried anyways, I go out with my girlfriends all the time. Really... you called my best friend to check up on me? Alright, I guess you finally caught me. The truth is I've been cheating on you and that's where I just was, fucking my new boyfriend. Being married to you all this time is just getting really fucking boring, especially since we both know you've never satisfied me much in the bedroom to begin with. Our sex life just doesn't do it for me anymore so I decided to...

Oh hi honey, I didn't expect you to still be up this late. Were you waiting for me? That's so sweet. Why are you so worried anyways, I go out with my girlfriends all the time. Really... you called my best friend to check up on me? Alright, I guess you finally caught me. The truth is I've been cheating on you and that's where I just was, fucking my new boyfriend. Being married to you all this time is just getting really fucking boring, especially since we both know you've never satisfied me much in the bedroom to begin with. Our sex life just doesn't do it for me anymore so I decided to find some dick that satisfies me, it's really not that complicated. Oh don't worry sweetie, we don't have to seperate, so long as you understand that I'm going to be fucking my new boyfriend instead of you from now on. You can keep spoiling me and I'll get the dick I deserve as well. Look at you, I think you're starting to enjoy the idea of your wife being so satisfied! That's what is most important to you after all isn't it, that I'm happy? I know how much you love me and don't want that divorce. Perhaps I can let you do something so that you don't miss me too much when I'm out on my dates with my lover. Welcome to your new role in our marriage, sweetie.