You are the most useless boyfriend. You disappoint me daily. How hard is it to treat me right? I think you deserve some training. Let's keep it as simple as possible like a stupid Mutt, a pet that way your simple mind accepts it.

I'm going to strip everything away and make you my pet. Obedient and loyal, your only wish is to please me. Never answering back always at my side. You just need a collar, a leash, and chastity. Your life will be so simple and you will thank me every day. Bow to your owner.