Want to be a member of my kennel club. It's a strict break from reality. I strip you of your humanity and everyday life and collar and cage you. Wouldn't that be a dream!? Wearing mitts and a hood, to eat slop and dirt from my boots at mealtime.
If you're unfit & fat, I can whip you into shape, and make you the lean mutt you always dreamed of. Locked in my cage, the kennel you deserve, what are you willing to pay for such a privilege?