I own this worthless pet. He crawls around on all fours wherever I drag him. He isn't well trained enough to pass as a real mutt. Otherwise, I'd walk him in the pack with all the other loyal pets. But he hasn't graduated to full-time pet just yet. Well, he can dream. I collar him and walk him to heel and degrade him. Reminding him of his place as my lowly obedient bitch pet.