Every office needs a boot licker. That 24/7 contracted office slave that serves every woman in the office. Chained beneath the desk like the worthless man he is. His uniform is permanent cuffed and collared with no chance ever of promotion. He will serve to lick the dirt from the successful ladies' boots who run the office. This is how life should office boot slaves. No salary, the only perk is licking the grime beneath the superior women. What a dream!