Xmas has come early this year! :D I hope you enjoy this vile new production, merry xmas!

The possibilities for theatrical taglines are endless:

"What goes on in an Austro-Hungarian office during after hours *stays* there!"

"If only these walls could talk!"

You see, in Austria-Hungary stuff like career advancement is not determined by merit/qualifications/whatever but instead nasty, perverted encounters when most have left, only the building guard is sitting in his booth on the ground floor watching TV...

If only these walls could talk you would s... Show more