Knock on Wood

I've always joked that real men are great for banging my head against the headboard, but what should a hot transsexual do when she doesn't have a boy toy to fuck her? Thankfully I have a hard suction cup dildo I can slap on my wood headboard and ride it like it's your cock. Just thinking about it has my dick dripping through my satin panties. I'm not superstitious, but I'm pretty sure things will go my way by knocking on this wood.