It's no secret that this geeky transsexual loves cosplay, so you can imagine that Halloween is my favorite time of year. Not only do I get to show off my sexiest, skimpiest costumes, I also get to indulge myself in the tricks and treats of the season. Who needs sweets when I've got all of the eye candy you need? I set the stage for some wicked fun by paying my kinky tribute to Shakespeare's Hamlet. I can't help but utter "Alas, poor Yorick" before attempting to use his skull as a tool for pleasure. But, alas, my big, rigid cock is no match for any of his bony orifices! The bard probably did... Show more