I thought I was going to have a hot date tonight, but then you showed up. Your dick is such a little fucking pencil nub that I can't stop laughing. It's pathetic a girl like me has a bigger dick than your tiny pecker. You're a joke, loser!

I'll just jerk off and let you clean up the mess I make. That's all your good for with such a small dick. Maybe you should try sucking cock.