Step into the corn maze, get lost, go deeper, try going back, it's hopeless. And that damn scarecrow keeps showing up, is it moving? I swear, each time it's in a different position completely... And why is it so, lusty? And that echoeing voice in my head, I can't get it out of my mind, I think I'm going mad! I've tried not listening to it, but I can't, it's pushing me deeper into the maze,is it the scarecrow? What does it want, I feel deep down, I must know what is it.
Begin the Goon, become addicted to corn. Pervy, delicious bliss of porn, I mean corn. I mean gooning, no no, wait it's ...

Step into the corn maze, get lost, go deeper, try going back, it's hopeless. And that damn scarecrow keeps showing up, is it moving? I swear, each time it's in a different position completely... And why is it so, lusty? And that echoeing voice in my head, I can't get it out of my mind, I think I'm going mad! I've tried not listening to it, but I can't, it's pushing me deeper into the maze,is it the scarecrow? What does it want, I feel deep down, I must know what is it.
Begin the Goon, become addicted to corn. Pervy, delicious bliss of porn, I mean corn. I mean gooning, no no, wait it's corn, just delicious corn. Goon to Porn. Become an empty headed porn gooner, a mindless little scarecrow, lost in the pornfield. Weak and addicted to no end. Pumping and pumping. Just one more step deeper into the maze, one more pump longer. Just pumping.