I've got some news for you, Mr Self entitled hotshot! You may have been thinking this for a while now, but now that you've heard the commotion from the kitchen you know your wifes ACTUAL REAL Sex Noises, you know, cuz she's been faking it with you forever! You know what else? I hear she likes bigger dicks and eating pussy, I think I've turned her on so much, so deeply tonight that it's like she's finally glowing, you're just completely USELESS as a MAN of the house, you're better off, turning a new leaf, this is your new life:

I've got some news for you, Mr Self entitled hotshot! You may have been thinking this for a while now, but now that you've heard the commotion from the kitchen you know your wifes ACTUAL REAL Sex Noises, you know, cuz she's been faking it with you forever! You know what else? I hear she likes bigger dicks and eating pussy, I think I've turned her on so much, so deeply tonight that it's like she's finally glowing, you're just completely USELESS as a MAN of the house, you're better off, turning a new leaf, this is your new life: