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You know who you are, of course you need to pay the shrimp dick tax, just look at that skinny pindick! You'll never measure up to big cocks, especially since you're such a weak bitch for cold hearted size Queens like me. We don't care about your puny teeny weenie! It's a stupid and super sad excuse for a cock, it's already emberassing to just jerk it off for you let alone get laid with that shrimpy! The only way your cock would ever get any attention is by making fun of that tiiiiiiiny size! You are so small, this shrimpy tax is mandatory for pathetic small dick like yours, ESPECIALLY small ones like YOURS!