At work, you get a message from your girlfriend " Hi,B***! I know it's valentines,so I made a VERY speacial video, go to the bathroom, watch it, it's very intense!" The thing is, the moment you hit play, you realise it's not exactly what you were thinking your dear beloved girl was doing. It's a harsh reality you're living in, but dumping you seems so sweet and well deserved for her, it's not like you're someone special.