I've been craving to throw you another perfectly devious and sexy rip off. It's remarkable how far I've molded you now, you're so weak for me, you'll buy anything, even a rip off. In fact, you've come to enjoy them, quite a bit, even lust over them. I might even be bold enough to say, you love to watch them, they hit your brain differently than the others. You crave to be ripped off. Badly...