So you wanted a nice little jerk off instruction? Oh, in the mood for some fun? Oh, I've got just the idea for that, take off your pants and let's begin!
Oh no! NO! NO! That is the tiniest lil dick I've ever seen! HA! Anytime you tug it, it's just hidden in your hand! That's such a pathetic cock! Having that reject cock automatically chucks you to utter loser failure status in anyone's book! You're so small, it's the lamest, oddest looking dicklet I've seen! I'll name it, TINY INCHER!