What's a Valentines Day without a loser like you spending it all alone in a dark room jerking off to more and more porn, it's just so romantic! You must be treating yourself to some really special take out and a butt load of new clips in your cart! Oh but it's just not the same without making the best out of it! It's gotta be romantic, if you have to spend your best years alone and boring, then spend it well, treat yourself right and make real love to yourself. Appreciate your girlfriends lefty and righty, cum on your left palm and eat it too, leaving dessert to tissue paper or a crusty soc... Show more