I really had to take a dump at work, I managed to hold it in until my bosses left, then I race to the bathroom. I dont even bother closing the door since theyre gone. I feel my wet hot farts and unload. Unfortunately, there wasnt really any toilet paper left, so I had to get up, DIRTY, and go find some paper towels. As I finish cleaning myself up, I hear some rustling. Apparently someone was in the upstairs loft the entire time... I really hope they didnt hear me