It's been raining a little and my Mercedes CLK is so damn dirty you can write in all the dust covering it's paintwork.
Deciding it's time to give the car a well needed wash, I hop in and drive to the jet wash.
I spray the car down and give it a good, proper wash at the petrol station.
Turns out it doesn't appreciate is as much as it should because in public the car plays up something rotton.
In public, in front of everyone the car turns over, splutters, stutters and with people watching, it just will not start.
How embarrassing.