Better late than never I guess, thanks for coming to help me get my car started but I've been here an hour now on my own!
Pump the pedal? You've come all this way out here in the middle of no where and the only advice you have for me to get my car started is to pump the gas?
Ok, slowly to start, its not working, should I pump it faster? Hmmm this isnt getting us anywhere! Im going to check under the bonnet again....
Hang on, this is what you fixed for me earlier, its loose! You didnt put it back on properly, did you..? You are a nightmare!