I'm so excited about our date tonight. The reviews for the restaurant we're going say that it's fantastic. I pick up my bag and I'm ready to go, but you notice a strange crinkling noise. You ask me about but I quickly dismiss it. I just washed my jeans and they're really stiff -that's where the noise is coming from. You comment on how good my butt looks in my jeans. You mention that my butt seems bigger than normal. I blush and admit that I'm actually wearing butt pads to make my ass look bigger. I know that's false advertising, but I really wanted to look good for you tonight. I ask if you... Show more