Our yoga retreat is going well so far. I'm shocked by Mario's highly unusual method of using rope to pull our bodies into even tighter contortions than we would manage alone but he seems professional and knowledgeable so I go along wit it.

The super tight back bend position he has taught Diamondly to tie me into is already starting to make all my muscles strain. It must be working then right?

Once he has taught her to tie me, he makes quick work of tying her up into a similar back breaking position using super tight ropes. Things start to get a little weird from here thoug...

Our yoga retreat is going well so far. I'm shocked by Mario's highly unusual method of using rope to pull our bodies into even tighter contortions than we would manage alone but he seems professional and knowledgeable so I go along wit it.

The super tight back bend position he has taught Diamondly to tie me into is already starting to make all my muscles strain. It must be working then right?

Once he has taught her to tie me, he makes quick work of tying her up into a similar back breaking position using super tight ropes. Things start to get a little weird from here though. He laughs at us and calls us stupid girls! He explains that we are so stupid to allow a random man to tie us up like this and the fact we believed it was anything to do with yoga was even more stupid!

How dare he!!! Let us out now, this isn't funny anymore, you are scaring us! He ties Diamondly's hair in rope and sharply yanks it back before tieing me even tighter!

He shoves a sponge into Diamondlys mouth and put cling film over her entire face! He makes sure she can't see anything before carrying me off while I scream!