I'm singing and soaping away, enjoying my morning shower. Stupidly I haven't locked the door and you are flipping spying on me again!!!

You've got braver this time and you actually come into the bathroom. I scream as I spot you. What the hell are you doing I'm naked! Stop looking at me! Trying to cover myself while shouting and squealing at you, I'm so shocked at your behavior!

I scrabble to get out the shower and run across the bathroom for a towel trying to save myself even the tiniest bit of modesty. I'm so angry at you!