I've tied my hair up and you know what that means! It means its time to EAT!!!!
I've got an apple and a banana for lunch today and they just don't stop complaining and being rude! They are fruit they are here purely to be eaten by me they should know this. I start to unpeel my banana and i can hear him screaming 'ow my skin, my skin!' it makes me laugh and I mimic his silly cries to his apple friend.

I take a bite and he wails like a silly girl 'I can't believe you ate my flesh you bitch!' he shouts! How rude! I go to take another bite but he bites me on the lips!!!!!! The stup... Show more