I've tied my hair up and you know what that means! It means its time to EAT!!!!
I've got an apple and a banana for lunch today and they just don't stop complaining and being rude! They are fruit they are here purely to be eaten by me they should know this. I start to unpeel my banana and i can hear him screaming 'ow my skin, my skin!' it makes me laugh and I mimic his silly cries to his apple friend.

I take a bite and he wails like a silly girl 'I can't believe you ate my flesh you bitch!' he shouts! How rude! I go to take another bite but he bites me on the lips!!!!!! The stup...

I've tied my hair up and you know what that means! It means its time to EAT!!!!
I've got an apple and a banana for lunch today and they just don't stop complaining and being rude! They are fruit they are here purely to be eaten by me they should know this. I start to unpeel my banana and i can hear him screaming 'ow my skin, my skin!' it makes me laugh and I mimic his silly cries to his apple friend.

I take a bite and he wails like a silly girl 'I can't believe you ate my flesh you bitch!' he shouts! How rude! I go to take another bite but he bites me on the lips!!!!!! The stupid cheeky banana is going to get it now I take a huge bite out of him and make his friend watch.

They think my lipstick hurts and it scares them so I keep smacking my lips together and planting huge lethal kisses all over them! Next its the apples turn and I continue to laugh at his pathetic cries, mimicking them both and I enjoy making them suffer after they were so rude to me!

I continue to eat them until there is nothing left apart from the bananas skin and the apples core....that shut them up, stupid fruit!