Wow do I love 4th of July and I love my family. My favorite cousin comes down from Philadelphia every year and stays the weekend with us. Recently, though, she's been a real pain in the ass. Too cool for school, you know? She's one of them got bitches... them big tiddy goth gfs that are so fashionable. The bitch probably wears a choker to bed at night, and all she talks about is trash music and how lame everyone is. She can kiss my ass cuz she ain't bringing me down this weekend. It Natty Boh, Dabs, and Crabs in Baltimore, baby! It's funny though, she becomes really pleasant when you've go...

Wow do I love 4th of July and I love my family. My favorite cousin comes down from Philadelphia every year and stays the weekend with us. Recently, though, she's been a real pain in the ass. Too cool for school, you know? She's one of them got bitches... them big tiddy goth gfs that are so fashionable. The bitch probably wears a choker to bed at night, and all she talks about is trash music and how lame everyone is. She can kiss my ass cuz she ain't bringing me down this weekend. It Natty Boh, Dabs, and Crabs in Baltimore, baby! It's funny though, she becomes really pleasant when you've got something she wants. She wanted some free dabs, so I figured I'd check out them fine tiddys. I know she ain't shy, cuz she's been dancing up there. It was kind of amazing and pretty weird how quick she agreed to do a striptease for her first cousin. Whatever...