BrandiMae:
Climbing a hill is one thing, but training my Faceseat includes FEATS of mounts, smothers, and thrusts. I also like to pulse my own path all the way up this mountain, which includes pumping my seat's face right into the ground! What a Strong Armored Lumberbabe I am, because I can brush his oiled wood as I grind down his face... all while I work!