It's late and I know you're feeling for a special snack before bed. I say special because W/we both know you crave a different kind of snack than your fellow man. I've got you some cookies here, sweet chocolate chip cookies. Of course you need someone to wash this down with. Milk? Oh no, that's not going to satisfy that craving you have. you need a nice tall glass of salty, warm spunk. Mmmm. I know you're thinking about the flavour explosion that the sweet and salty is going to create... no need to think about it. Go ahead and grab yourself a nice tall glass and start stroking.

It's late and I know you're feeling for a special snack before bed. I say special because W/we both know you crave a different kind of snack than your fellow man. I've got you some cookies here, sweet chocolate chip cookies. Of course you need someone to wash this down with. Milk? Oh no, that's not going to satisfy that craving you have. you need a nice tall glass of salty, warm spunk. Mmmm. I know you're thinking about the flavour explosion that the sweet and salty is going to create... no need to think about it. Go ahead and grab yourself a nice tall glass and start stroking.