God, how did you manage to get here in life with such an embarrassing secret lurking in the shadows? Hahah I bet you didn't think I'd pop up in your life again. I'm certain you haven't told your loved ones about how badly your were bullied in school. Otherwise you'd be the lonely pussyfree loser you were meant to be... maybe I should inform your loved ones of the truth? No? Well I'd be willing to keep quiet, but it's going to cost you.

God, how did you manage to get here in life with such an embarrassing secret lurking in the shadows? Hahah I bet you didn't think I'd pop up in your life again. I'm certain you haven't told your loved ones about how badly your were bullied in school. Otherwise you'd be the lonely pussyfree loser you were meant to be... maybe I should inform your loved ones of the truth? No? Well I'd be willing to keep quiet, but it's going to cost you.