Feeling unfulfilled and useless at your current job? I know. I've been watching you spiral deeper and deeper down the depression hole. It must suck having to work for someone you dislike and for pennies... I can't relate haha. Well loser, I'm going to cut you some slack. you're life sucks so much! But work doesn't have to. you've been obsessed with this ass, digging a financial hole paying to have your time with it. It's the highlight of your day! So I've created a position specially for a loser like you. It's official title? Ass Cleaner. you will be My full time ass cleaner. Oh no loser, h...

Feeling unfulfilled and useless at your current job? I know. I've been watching you spiral deeper and deeper down the depression hole. It must suck having to work for someone you dislike and for pennies... I can't relate haha. Well loser, I'm going to cut you some slack. you're life sucks so much! But work doesn't have to. you've been obsessed with this ass, digging a financial hole paying to have your time with it. It's the highlight of your day! So I've created a position specially for a loser like you. It's official title? Ass Cleaner. you will be My full time ass cleaner. Oh no loser, haha how cute you think I mean you'll be wiping My ass with toilet paper! No loser you ARE the toilet paper! This is your chance to work for someone you love being around, doing something you love so much, serving this ass. I know you're not going to turn down this job opportunity. AND it starts ASAP! Lucky you!