you live the blandest, most vanilla life ever, and it's finally catching up to you. you feel like your life has just passed you by. you haven't lived like everyone else. Instead sitting on the side watching the freaks have all the fun. you know that could be you right? you could be a fulfilled, happy and satisfied fucker, just like them. All you have to do is make one bad decision. Just one. Stop thinking about the repercussions and think about your quality of life improving (and those throbbing balls finally finding relief.)

you live the blandest, most vanilla life ever, and it's finally catching up to you. you feel like your life has just passed you by. you haven't lived like everyone else. Instead sitting on the side watching the freaks have all the fun. you know that could be you right? you could be a fulfilled, happy and satisfied fucker, just like them. All you have to do is make one bad decision. Just one. Stop thinking about the repercussions and think about your quality of life improving (and those throbbing balls finally finding relief.)