Secret, secrets, the jerkaholic has so many secrets. Big secrets. Disgraceful secrets. Secrets that could get him disowned. Fired from his job. Completely exiled from his church. The jerkaholic has so many secrets, and I know them all. Oh these selfies? So I can attach them to all the emails I'm going to send out to your friends and others. Cushion the blow when I expose-fantasy you for being the sexual deviant no one knew you to be ahhahaa... why yes, of course there's a way to avoid the big blow up... but the jerkaholic has to be ready to pay.

Secret, secrets, the jerkaholic has so many secrets. Big secrets. Disgraceful secrets. Secrets that could get him disowned. Fired from his job. Completely exiled from his church. The jerkaholic has so many secrets, and I know them all. Oh these selfies? So I can attach them to all the emails I'm going to send out to your friends and others. Cushion the blow when I expose-fantasy you for being the sexual deviant no one knew you to be ahhahaa... why yes, of course there's a way to avoid the big blow up... but the jerkaholic has to be ready to pay.