Last night I had an epiphany. Literally hit Me while I was on the toilet wiping My perfect ass clean. I thought "boy isn't this a waste." All the paper I use to clean My ass is unnecessary. Why? Because I have a loser like you who can clean Me better. How you ask? Hahaha with the part of your body that'll get Me the freshest... your mouth of course!

Last night I had an epiphany. Literally hit Me while I was on the toilet wiping My perfect ass clean. I thought "boy isn't this a waste." All the paper I use to clean My ass is unnecessary. Why? Because I have a loser like you who can clean Me better. How you ask? Hahaha with the part of your body that'll get Me the freshest... your mouth of course!