I'm not your average homewrecker. I don't want to walk into a home and blow it up all in one day. That's no fun for Me. I like to take My time, embed Myself into your home. Make you play with Wifey's head for My entertainment. Slowly breakdown your marriage like a candle burning slowly. Piece by piece watching every bit of that bitch being torn down. Don't worry, My way of homewrecking is much more fun for you, and most of all for Me.

I'm not your average homewrecker. I don't want to walk into a home and blow it up all in one day. That's no fun for Me. I like to take My time, embed Myself into your home. Make you play with Wifey's head for My entertainment. Slowly breakdown your marriage like a candle burning slowly. Piece by piece watching every bit of that bitch being torn down. Don't worry, My way of homewrecking is much more fun for you, and most of all for Me.