Why do men have to ruin everything good left in life for them? I've taken away every avenue you had to experience any type of pleasure without paying. No beating your meat, no sweet release, nothing. Now I've gotten wind that you greedy bastards have found something else to satisfy your bothersome urges. Well, I'm going to fix that. A simple exercise that you're now going to do from now on to fix those bothersome boners of yours. you no longer need them, I mean if you're not allowed to stroke what's the point right? Right. you're going to need a rubber band for this hahah

Why do men have to ruin everything good left in life for them? I've taken away every avenue you had to experience any type of pleasure without paying. No beating your meat, no sweet release, nothing. Now I've gotten wind that you greedy bastards have found something else to satisfy your bothersome urges. Well, I'm going to fix that. A simple exercise that you're now going to do from now on to fix those bothersome boners of yours. you no longer need them, I mean if you're not allowed to stroke what's the point right? Right. you're going to need a rubber band for this hahah